Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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