i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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