i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
