Hey man sorry I got all grabby
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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