We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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