my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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