She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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