i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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