is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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