This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Swine flu. Run for my life!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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