You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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