yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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