Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Everything about him screamed your future.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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