wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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