when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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