You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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