I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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