dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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