Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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