You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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