I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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