she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think your dad took our porno
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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