He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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