Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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