even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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