guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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