hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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