I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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