he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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