It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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