we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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