? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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