Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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