I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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