love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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