If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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