Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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