My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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