I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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