He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
