This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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