I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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