Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize
