i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
foreskin is a definite game changer
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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