The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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