Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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