To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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