Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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