it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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