I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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