Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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