just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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