yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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