I just threw up on my dentist
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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