wakey wakey hands off snakey
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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